Zanimivo bo ko bodo vsi tam noreli, potem pa na odstavnem čakali par minut, da ne bodo prehitro čez drugi del radarja.
Nesreč bo še več, ker bodo ljudje stali na odstavnem ali pa se bodo cijazili da nebi prekoračili povprečne hitrosti.
AŁienova polnočna modrovanja
opa 
vidim da je tole še kar aktualno sodeč po ogledih. Pa anketa je tudi najbolj uspešna doslej na tem forumu ne morem verjamt.
Žal zaradi pomankanja časa in inspiracije ne gre več.......bo pa pozimi spet mal akcije mrbit pa še kakšna stava pade
Pa še u ku...u sem čist. Tale recesija me je čist dotolkla. Tako slabo mi ni šlo še nikoli
JEM PLESNIVE SIRE
PIJEM STARA VINA :evil:
IN VOZIM AVTO KI ŠE STREHE NIMA
Evo slike če ne verjamete.........
Jebeš tako življenje :evil:
vidim da je tole še kar aktualno sodeč po ogledih. Pa anketa je tudi najbolj uspešna doslej na tem forumu ne morem verjamt.
Žal zaradi pomankanja časa in inspiracije ne gre več.......bo pa pozimi spet mal akcije mrbit pa še kakšna stava pade
Pa še u ku...u sem čist. Tale recesija me je čist dotolkla. Tako slabo mi ni šlo še nikoli
JEM PLESNIVE SIRE
PIJEM STARA VINA :evil:
IN VOZIM AVTO KI ŠE STREHE NIMA
Evo slike če ne verjamete.........
Jebeš tako življenje :evil:
2Marolt4x4 
Signs and Symptoms that you may be a Jeep Addict.
1. You use a hose to clean the outside and inside of your Jeep.
2. You take your date home early on a Saturday night so you can work on your Jeep.
3. You determine that the best route from Point A to Point B is through a rock pile or over a mountain.
4. You call a scratch or a dent, a beauty mark.
5. You roll it over and don't get upset.
6. Your Mom or your sister can't get in without help.
7. You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb.
8. You feel nauseous when you see a RAV-4 or a Chevy Tracker.
9. You get custom pin-striping from trail brush.
10. A low-rider Jeep pulls up next to you, and you want to get out and slap the driver.
11. You pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days.
12. You take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail; I don't see a trail!"
13. You've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ, and XJ to your spell-checker.
14. You can see OVER a Suburban.
15. You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up.
16. It rains and you don't care that your top and doors are off.
17. You drive around to look at Christmas lights . . . topless.
18. You change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break.
19. You take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels again.
20. You use an ice-scraper on the inside of the windshield.
21. You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents.
22. Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints.
23. Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling.
24. You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other.
25. Winter comes and your can't remember where you left your top.
26. You spend more on car washes than on insurance.
27. Even worse, the car wash won't let you in.
28. You fix almost everything yourself.
29. You feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser or Hummer.
30. You have all your credit card numbers memorized.
31. You slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground.
32. You get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snowstorm . . . and get paid for it.
33. Your wife/girlfriend refuses to get in it.
34. You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway.
35. You are dating the Service, Parts, or Sales Manager at your local Jeep dealership.
36. You can't hear your $200 stereo over the howl of your tires on the highway.
37. You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep.
38. After your answer to "What did you do this weekend?", the next question is always: "And you do this for fun, right?".
39. Your criteria for selecting a "significant other" includes auto repair skills--air tools optional.
40. You plan your wedding around the Club's trail ride schedule.
41. You save broken Jeep parts as "mementos".
42. You know the exact story behind every one (see above).
43. When someone refers to "The Good Book", you think of "The Jeep Owner's Bible".
44. Your Jeep no longer fits in the garage.
45. You always have your drinks "on the rocks".
46. You think that any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel.
47. You can't take a girl, who's wearing a dress, on a date without carrying along a set of steps.
48. You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud.
49. You know your ring gear size, but not your wedding ring size.
50. All of your shirts have some sort of grease or oil stains, or battery acid holes, from not planning on working on your (or a friend's) Jeep.
51. You have a dirt berm at the end of your driveway from the mud that got washed off of your Jeep.
52. You think that an "airline" is something that connects your differential to your air compressor.
53. You stop trying to get the dirt out from under your fingernails.
54. You buy parts for your Jeep instead of food for your family.
55. You spend Super Bowl Sunday turning wrenches rather than watching the game.
56. Your e-mail address refers to your Jeep rather than you.
57. Your garage holds more Jeeps than your house has bedrooms.
58. You have enough spare parts to build another Jeep.
59. You have Jeep parts in your cubicle at work.
60. You have to wash your hands before you go to the restroom.
61. You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage.
62. You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep.
63. You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station.
64. You're constantly getting passed on the highway.
65. The Service Department has to let all of the air out of your front tires in order to reach the engine.
66. Your wallet is always empty!
67. You want to take things apart and rebuild them, even if they are not broken.
68. You understand that JEEP is a way of life, not just for transportation.
69. You have more pictures of your Jeep than of your kids.
70. You're sitting here reading this while your wife is waiting for you in bed.
Signs and Symptoms that you may be a Jeep Addict.
1. You use a hose to clean the outside and inside of your Jeep.
2. You take your date home early on a Saturday night so you can work on your Jeep.
3. You determine that the best route from Point A to Point B is through a rock pile or over a mountain.
4. You call a scratch or a dent, a beauty mark.
5. You roll it over and don't get upset.
6. Your Mom or your sister can't get in without help.
7. You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb.
8. You feel nauseous when you see a RAV-4 or a Chevy Tracker.
9. You get custom pin-striping from trail brush.
10. A low-rider Jeep pulls up next to you, and you want to get out and slap the driver.
11. You pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days.
12. You take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail; I don't see a trail!"
13. You've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ, and XJ to your spell-checker.
14. You can see OVER a Suburban.
15. You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up.
16. It rains and you don't care that your top and doors are off.
17. You drive around to look at Christmas lights . . . topless.
18. You change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break.
19. You take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels again.
20. You use an ice-scraper on the inside of the windshield.
21. You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents.
22. Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints.
23. Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling.
24. You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other.
25. Winter comes and your can't remember where you left your top.
26. You spend more on car washes than on insurance.
27. Even worse, the car wash won't let you in.
28. You fix almost everything yourself.
29. You feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser or Hummer.
30. You have all your credit card numbers memorized.
31. You slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground.
32. You get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snowstorm . . . and get paid for it.
33. Your wife/girlfriend refuses to get in it.
34. You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway.
35. You are dating the Service, Parts, or Sales Manager at your local Jeep dealership.
36. You can't hear your $200 stereo over the howl of your tires on the highway.
37. You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep.
38. After your answer to "What did you do this weekend?", the next question is always: "And you do this for fun, right?".
39. Your criteria for selecting a "significant other" includes auto repair skills--air tools optional.
40. You plan your wedding around the Club's trail ride schedule.
41. You save broken Jeep parts as "mementos".
42. You know the exact story behind every one (see above).
43. When someone refers to "The Good Book", you think of "The Jeep Owner's Bible".
44. Your Jeep no longer fits in the garage.
45. You always have your drinks "on the rocks".
46. You think that any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel.
47. You can't take a girl, who's wearing a dress, on a date without carrying along a set of steps.
48. You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud.
49. You know your ring gear size, but not your wedding ring size.
50. All of your shirts have some sort of grease or oil stains, or battery acid holes, from not planning on working on your (or a friend's) Jeep.
51. You have a dirt berm at the end of your driveway from the mud that got washed off of your Jeep.
52. You think that an "airline" is something that connects your differential to your air compressor.
53. You stop trying to get the dirt out from under your fingernails.
54. You buy parts for your Jeep instead of food for your family.
55. You spend Super Bowl Sunday turning wrenches rather than watching the game.
56. Your e-mail address refers to your Jeep rather than you.
57. Your garage holds more Jeeps than your house has bedrooms.
58. You have enough spare parts to build another Jeep.
59. You have Jeep parts in your cubicle at work.
60. You have to wash your hands before you go to the restroom.
61. You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage.
62. You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep.
63. You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station.
64. You're constantly getting passed on the highway.
65. The Service Department has to let all of the air out of your front tires in order to reach the engine.
66. Your wallet is always empty!
67. You want to take things apart and rebuild them, even if they are not broken.
68. You understand that JEEP is a way of life, not just for transportation.
69. You have more pictures of your Jeep than of your kids.
70. You're sitting here reading this while your wife is waiting for you in bed.
You are a 4x4 off road nut when...
+you own two or more 4x4s
+you think how a Fiat 500 would look like with 49 inch tires
+you would plan to take your newly wedded wife/husband on a 4 wheeling tour for the honeymoon
+your garage is bigger than your home
+you pay more for your 4x4 (gas/loans etc) than your home (mortgage/rental)
+you consider giving your spouse a brand new winch for the birthday
+you recognize a land rover tire nut
+you know the exact year and model of most 4x4s you meet
+the equipment INSIDE your 4x4 is worth more than the 4x4 itself
+the moment you come back from an off road tour you start planning the next
Feel free to add to this list...
Leta 1889 je II.Internacionala razglasila 1.maj za mednarodni praznik delavcev.
Istega dne istega leta je Bayer (verjetno v predvidevanju posledic splošne žurke
) predstavil aspirin v prahu...
INTERNACIONALA
Vstanite v suženjstvo zakleti,
ki jarem vas teži gorja.
Zdaj pravda stara v borbi sveti
vas kliče za prostost sveta.
Ta svet krivičnosti razbijmo,
do tal naj boj ga naš podre;
nato svoj novi svet zgradimo,
bili smo nič, bodimo vse!
Že se ljudstvo je zbralo,
v zadnjo borbo že hiti,
da z internacionalo
prostost si pribori.
Nihče ne da nam odrešenja,
ne carji, kralji in ne bog;
osvoboditev iz trpljenja
bo delo naših lastnih rok.
Sami razbijmo jarem sužnji,
ki tlači nas že tisoč let;
zdaj kujte, bratje, kujte družni
človeštvu boljši, lepši svet.
Že se ljudstvo je zbralo,
v zadnjo borbo že hiti,
da z internacionalo
prostost si pribori.
Mi vse ustvarjamo na svetu,
zato naj vse bo naša last;
zato naj delavcu in kmetu
pripada tudi vsa oblast.
Ko vse lenuhe in tirane
uniči naša trda pest,
krivice podo vse pregnane,
svoboden rod vasi in mest.
Že se ljudstvo je zbralo,
v zadnjo borbo že hiti,
da z internacionalo
prostost si pribori.
Istega dne istega leta je Bayer (verjetno v predvidevanju posledic splošne žurke
) predstavil aspirin v prahu...
INTERNACIONALA
Vstanite v suženjstvo zakleti,
ki jarem vas teži gorja.
Zdaj pravda stara v borbi sveti
vas kliče za prostost sveta.
Ta svet krivičnosti razbijmo,
do tal naj boj ga naš podre;
nato svoj novi svet zgradimo,
bili smo nič, bodimo vse!
Že se ljudstvo je zbralo,
v zadnjo borbo že hiti,
da z internacionalo
prostost si pribori.
Nihče ne da nam odrešenja,
ne carji, kralji in ne bog;
osvoboditev iz trpljenja
bo delo naših lastnih rok.
Sami razbijmo jarem sužnji,
ki tlači nas že tisoč let;
zdaj kujte, bratje, kujte družni
človeštvu boljši, lepši svet.
Že se ljudstvo je zbralo,
v zadnjo borbo že hiti,
da z internacionalo
prostost si pribori.
Mi vse ustvarjamo na svetu,
zato naj vse bo naša last;
zato naj delavcu in kmetu
pripada tudi vsa oblast.
Ko vse lenuhe in tirane
uniči naša trda pest,
krivice podo vse pregnane,
svoboden rod vasi in mest.
Že se ljudstvo je zbralo,
v zadnjo borbo že hiti,
da z internacionalo
prostost si pribori.
Ni ravno polnoč, pa vseeno.....
Leta 100 krat 20 in narobe 6, gore gospodarjev zlata in črne vode bodo
zrasle do bogov, ob vznožju v bedi in obupu umirala bo tlaka. Iz gnoja
svinjskega prišla bo smrt, izbirala ne bo ne po stanu in ne gradu. Beda in
nemoč povzročena, odprla boda vrata rumenem divjaku...."
Nostradamus, knjiga 7, verz 388
Leta 100 krat 20 in narobe 6, gore gospodarjev zlata in črne vode bodo
zrasle do bogov, ob vznožju v bedi in obupu umirala bo tlaka. Iz gnoja
svinjskega prišla bo smrt, izbirala ne bo ne po stanu in ne gradu. Beda in
nemoč povzročena, odprla boda vrata rumenem divjaku...."
Nostradamus, knjiga 7, verz 388
Zanimiv rezultat ankete, ni kaj. Zanimivo je da nas samo šest sexa trkrat dnevno tistim trinajstim, ki ne sexajo sploh pa naj bog pomaga, sami si očitno ne morejo.
Ostalo je pa nekje v mejah normale.......tistih enajst, ki pravijo da me to nč ne briga koliko sexajo je pa itak še mladoletnih tako da njihovi glasovi niso veljavni. Vem pa to zato ker se samo pubertetniki izogibajo pogovoru o sexu.
Prav lepo se pa zahvljujem tistim, ki so mi zaželeli naj se jebem.
Ker se verjetno sprašujete čemu taka hvaležnost, check this out:
Večina ljudi si seks privošči predvsem zaradi užitka, seks je namreč lahko sproščujoč, razburljiv, domiseln. Le malokdo pa se ob tem zaveda, da seks dobro vpliva tudi na zdravje in boljšo fizično kondicijo.
Dr. psiho. AŁIEN je s pomočjo ene od zadnjih raziskav prišel do šestih koristnih razlogov, zakaj je seks koristen.
Seks zdravi glavobole
Dokazano je, da hormon oxytocin, ki nastaja med spolnim odnosom, ublaži glavobol, obenem pa olajša sproščanje endorfina, hormona sreče.
Seks zmanjšuje stres in zdravi nespečnost
Po orgazmu se telo umiri in relaksira. Dokazano je, da imajo ljudje po seksu močnejši in daljši spanec. S tem se tudi zmanjšuje raven dnevnega stresa.
Seks izboljšuje cirkulacijo krvi
Med seksom je pretok krvi skozi srce hitrejši. Ob tem prihaja v možgane več kisika, telo pa se osvobaja toksinov.
Seks izboljšuje fizično kondicijo
Ljudje, ki redno seksajo, bolje skrbijo za svoje telo. Tisti, ki so pogosto goli pred partnerjem, po vsej verjetnosti tudi bolj pazijo na svoj fizični izgled.
Seks je izvor mladosti
Orgazem lahko ljudem podaljša življenje. Znanstveno je dokazano, da dva orgazma tedensko izboljšajo kakovost življenja. Hormon DHEA (Dehydroepiandrosterone), ki nastane pri vsakem orgazmu, ščiti imunološki sistem, izboljšuje vid ter deluje kot antidepresiv.
Seks povečuje nivo dobrih hormonov
Moški spolni hormon testosteron je koristen za zdravje mišic in srca, ženski spolni hormon estrogen pa je koristen v boju proti boleznim srca.
Zdaj torej veste....če ti kdo reče "Jebi se", ti je zaželel
veliko, veliko zdravja.
tistim trinajstim, ki ne sexajo sploh pa naj bog pomaga, sami si očitno ne morejo.
Ostalo je pa nekje v mejah normale.......tistih enajst, ki pravijo da me to nč ne briga koliko sexajo je pa itak še mladoletnih tako da njihovi glasovi niso veljavni. Vem pa to zato ker se samo pubertetniki izogibajo pogovoru o sexu.
Prav lepo se pa zahvljujem tistim, ki so mi zaželeli naj se jebem.
Ker se verjetno sprašujete čemu taka hvaležnost, check this out:
Večina ljudi si seks privošči predvsem zaradi užitka, seks je namreč lahko sproščujoč, razburljiv, domiseln. Le malokdo pa se ob tem zaveda, da seks dobro vpliva tudi na zdravje in boljšo fizično kondicijo.
Dr. psiho. AŁIEN je s pomočjo ene od zadnjih raziskav prišel do šestih koristnih razlogov, zakaj je seks koristen.
Seks zdravi glavobole
Dokazano je, da hormon oxytocin, ki nastaja med spolnim odnosom, ublaži glavobol, obenem pa olajša sproščanje endorfina, hormona sreče.
Seks zmanjšuje stres in zdravi nespečnost
Po orgazmu se telo umiri in relaksira. Dokazano je, da imajo ljudje po seksu močnejši in daljši spanec. S tem se tudi zmanjšuje raven dnevnega stresa.
Seks izboljšuje cirkulacijo krvi
Med seksom je pretok krvi skozi srce hitrejši. Ob tem prihaja v možgane več kisika, telo pa se osvobaja toksinov.
Seks izboljšuje fizično kondicijo
Ljudje, ki redno seksajo, bolje skrbijo za svoje telo. Tisti, ki so pogosto goli pred partnerjem, po vsej verjetnosti tudi bolj pazijo na svoj fizični izgled.
Seks je izvor mladosti
Orgazem lahko ljudem podaljša življenje. Znanstveno je dokazano, da dva orgazma tedensko izboljšajo kakovost življenja. Hormon DHEA (Dehydroepiandrosterone), ki nastane pri vsakem orgazmu, ščiti imunološki sistem, izboljšuje vid ter deluje kot antidepresiv.
Seks povečuje nivo dobrih hormonov
Moški spolni hormon testosteron je koristen za zdravje mišic in srca, ženski spolni hormon estrogen pa je koristen v boju proti boleznim srca.
Zdaj torej veste....če ti kdo reče "Jebi se", ti je zaželel
veliko, veliko zdravja.
Joj, gaspud duhtar, kaj naj pa z nim nardim? A bo kr večn živu ke skuz seksa?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OULbJp16hs
Miran
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OULbJp16hs
Mirandokler ne pridem nazaj še nisem šel
Čez vikend je dr. psiho. Alien polnil baterije in se na vztrajno vabljenje prijateljev vrnil v svet ribolova, ter kljub dvoletnemu premoru (zaradi ukvarjanja z vami ) med stotnijo vrhunskih muharjev z najmodernejšo opremo osvojil peto mesto med posamezniki, drugo ekipno in tretje med klubi ( čeprav še nihče ni vedel od kod hudiča se je vzela ribiška družina orc4x4 Gorenjska 
)
Tako da se lahko zdaj spet kakšni dve leti ukvarjam z vami in vašimi travmami
) med stotnijo vrhunskih muharjev z najmodernejšo opremo osvojil peto mesto med posamezniki, drugo ekipno in tretje med klubi ( čeprav še nihče ni vedel od kod hudiča se je vzela ribiška družina orc4x4 Gorenjska )
Tako da se lahko zdaj spet kakšni dve leti ukvarjam z vami in vašimi travmami
Hmmm.... Če bolje pogledaš je res videti da se opira na unga zraven.
Pa tudi stabilen ni glih videt
Pa tudi stabilen ni glih videt
Land Rovers are like women:
They leak when you don't want them to, moan on long journey's, embarrass you in front of friends and peers, and consume more money than you ever expected once you've commit yourself to one.
ONE LIFE, LIVE IT/antikrist team
They leak when you don't want them to, moan on long journey's, embarrass you in front of friends and peers, and consume more money than you ever expected once you've commit yourself to one.
ONE LIFE, LIVE IT/antikrist team
Nisem se mogel odločiti za koga bi ga imel... 
Ali za najstarejšega ali kterga drugega
Pa tisti s flaško bi bil najbolj primeren- zaradi flaške pač
Ali za najstarejšega ali kterga drugega
Pa tisti s flaško bi bil najbolj primeren- zaradi flaške pač
Land Rovers are like women:
They leak when you don't want them to, moan on long journey's, embarrass you in front of friends and peers, and consume more money than you ever expected once you've commit yourself to one.
ONE LIFE, LIVE IT/antikrist team
They leak when you don't want them to, moan on long journey's, embarrass you in front of friends and peers, and consume more money than you ever expected once you've commit yourself to one.
ONE LIFE, LIVE IT/antikrist team
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